As I said in a previous post now the above has been given an airing I will post it so that it is availiable for anyone wishing to use it.
I am not worried about copyright all I want is to give GLORY TO GOD and if this does that, then I am happy!
The Nazarene Gossips
Written by Glyn Cotterill
Two people nattering by the well in Nazareth, George and Ethel?
George: ‘Ere Ethel have you heard the latest?
Ethel: No, what’s that George?
George: Well I don’t really know that I should repeat what I heard in the pub last night from Eric as it is really only gossip? I am surprised you have not heard as you seem to hear most things before me!!!
Ethel: Are you trying to say I am a gossip George?
George: Who me Eth? Now would I? (Pause) Does that mean you have not heard about that nice Mary getting herself pregnant?
Ethel: (gasps) You are joking!!
George: No I aint, do you know what excuse she is using? The hussy, she says it’s the Holy Spirit that did it! She must think that we are pretty gullible!
Ethel: She is from such a good home as well, and betrothed to that nice Joseph.
George: Oh they got married straight away. Well mind you I would as well, her dad is a pretty mean shot with that 12 bore!
Joseph says that it was all foretold by the prophets about a virgin conceiving. Well he seems to have slipped up there because they said it would happen in Bethlehem, this is Nazareth!
About a month later over the garden wall
Ethel: Hiya George. Do you remember a while ago we were talking about Mary?
George: What and her being pregnant you mean.
Ethel: Yes, well they have even roped her cousin Elizabeth in on it now!
George: Who’s Elizabeth when she’s at home?
Ethel: You know, old Zachariah’s wife Elizabeth, well she is pregnant as well when everyone thought she was past it!
Mind you I think she did as well. She says that what Mary & Joseph are saying must be so because her baby jumped for joy in her womb when Mary called to see her the other day.
George: (sceptically) Well I suppose blood is thicker than water Eth.
Around 9 months later.
George: Hello Eth, people are going to start talking about US soon if we carry on meeting like this!!!
Ethel: Oh George, you are awful, but I like you (as Dick Emery)
George: I may be awful but all this about Mary & Joseph has given me a lot to think about!
Ethel: How do you mean George?
George: All of the things that have been going on up Bethlehem way? It is too many things to be just coincidences!
Ethel: What things? You do infuriate me at times George!
George: You mean I have beaten you to some news again! You are slipping Eth! Ha-ha!
Ethel: (affronted) Well!!
George: Well it’s like this Eth. I bumped into old Daniel the other day who had to go up to Bethlehem for the census. He went up a few days before Mary & Joseph so he got digs ok.
Well that was the first odd thing!
Ethel: What was?
George: Mary was in Bethlehem when her baby was born!
It was a boy and they named Him Jesus, by the way.
Ethel: So?
George: Just as the prophets had foretold.
Ethel: You said the first odd thing, what is the other?
George: Others, plural!
Ethel: OTHERS! How many are there?
George: Oh there are a few which is why I said that it has to be more than a coincidence.
The next one is that they arrived too late to get digs so Joseph managed to find them room in a stable which is where the baby Jesus was born!
Then during the night some shepherds came to worship the baby!
Ethel: What do you mean worship him? He is only a baby.
George: That’s just it, IS HE only a baby?
The shepherds said that a host of angels appeared to them up in the hills and told them “that their Saviour was born this day, in a stable, in the city of David, Christ the Lord” they said.
Ethel: Who said?
George: (exasperated) The Angels! (pause).
Then there were these three old men turned up. Kings they were, they had followed a star all the way from the east. They brought some presents, gold, frankincense and myrrh.
They called in to see King Herod on the way through and told him they were on the way to see a baby who would one day be “King of the Jews”.
I understand they left him “not a happy man”!
Ethel: Is that why all those children were killed? Now that I did hear about! Was Mary & Josephs baby among them?
George: I am beginning to think it is not Mary & Josephs baby at all, just Mary’s and that what we were told all those months ago might just be true about Mary being visited by the Holy Spirit?
Ethel: George, get on with the story!! Was their baby, Jesus among them?
George: No, that is another strange thing. After the three wise men had left, an Angel appeared to Joseph in a dream telling him that Herod wanted to kill the child. So Mary and he fled with the baby Jesus to Egypt.
As you heard, Herod had all the boys two years old and younger killed. Not just in Bethlehem but in all the surrounding area as well.
Ethel: There really seems to be something special about the baby Jesus!
George: We seem to be living in times when prophecies are being fulfilled!
Ethel: I wonder if they will ever be able to come back to Nazareth?
I do hope so as Joseph is a good carpenter and my front door is in a shocking state!
The End